fifty-shades-of-umbridge:

sweet-vitya:

dangerbooze:

acid-wash-and-lemonade:

contrainous:

rrosetum:

mai-vie-decat-florile:

min-taka:

iuuubire:

min-taka:

acidwaste:

saipng:

zanimez:

furioustheowlboy:

yuuri-akatsuki:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

dankmemeuniversity:

obsessions-and-dreams:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

chaotickalix:

beatlemeat:

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

eyedeleter:

neptune–e:

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

bard-o-lator:

I walk an old town road

Upon the only horse I’ve ever known

I walked by 2 folks chatting and one turned to the other and said “you look good! Did you gain weight? Lose weight? Change your hair?”

And it was just really nice to hear someone follow up “you look great” with “did you gain weight” instead of the usual “take off a few pounds?” Dismantling fatphobia one convo at a time. Throwing that surprise energy back to you, hope you walk past a convo that makes you smile and feel good

kougie:

youre a mean one

mister